the Centrist

As I See It

Defeat of the Two Party System

Perhaps the appointment of a Blue Dog, Rep. Kirsten Gillibrand, by New York State’s Governor Patterson to fill the Senate Seat of Sec. of State Hilary Clinton is an example of how the Democrats may eliminate the two party system. First, as I see it, if the Press had done their job vetting Carolyn Kennedy it would have, ya know spared her from, ya know, an embarrassing midnight, ya know, statement that, ya know, withdrawal from the, ya know, New York State Senatorial Race … ya know? Had the Press simply “Palined’ her, she would never have had to reveal her, well ya know.

Rohm Emanuel, former Representative from Illinois (he won Gov. Rod Blagojevich‘s seat and was implicated in the Governor’s scandal), and now Pres. Obama’s Chief of Staff, is the man who orchestrated the Democratic Congressional success four years ago. He accomplished this feat by running candidates in conservative districts to the right of sitting Congressmen. In doing so he assured the Democrats a majority in both Houses for the foreseeable future. This is the first step in an attempt at a full rout of the Republican Party.

The next step had to wait for victory in the Executive Branch. Contrary to the inaugaral promise of bipartisanship, Speaker Pelosi shut out the Republicans from any input in the House Stimulus Package. But appearance is reality to the press. So in what can be called nothing more than a frontal attack by the rational, but bipartisanship by the press, the President brought in the Congressional Republican

leadership… and reminded them that he had won. In the much criticized words of W, he had ‘some capital to spend’. President Obama sent a very simple message: if they wanted any voice in this government (i.e. pork to send home), they would have to allow his stimulus package, condoms and all (180 million dollars for contraception education, and how is this going to stimulate… the economy?), to go unchallenged. Moreover, this frontal attack included a challenge to stop listening and following Rush Limbaugh, and what, Start following him? Co-incidentally the Wall Street Journal ran an article the same day claiming many Republicans are tired of the religious south and their favorite agendas, pro-life and pro 2nd Amendment. This occurred after the President reversed all of the Pro-life gains of the Bush Administration, and placed into the pipeline a radical pro-gay agenda.

The third, and perhaps most important, part of this plan is to redistribute wealth. Approximately 32% of all Americans do not pay any income tax. If Obama gets this package through in its present form, that number will drastically increase to roughly 54%.

What is more, the majority of the “tax cuts” (in reality welfare checks) will go to that 54% exempt from taxation. This step comes directly out of “Rules for Radicals” by self proclaimed anarchist, Saul Alinsky. Need I remind you that was the book from which our President taught during his professorial career. This action will be tantamount to not only redistributing wealth, but also buying votes.

The President is so confident of the success of these actions that he is going forward with virtually all of his leftist agenda, foreign and domestic. But his proposed changes in the social and environmental arenas may be so radical that they just may re-awaken the moral majority resurrecting the Republican Party and ironically become America’s only hope for the two party system.

A DOCTOR’S WISDOM
A worried woman went to her gynecologist and said:
‘Doctor, I have a serious problem and desperately need your
help! My baby is not even 1 yr. old and I’m pregnant again .I don’t want kids so close together.’
So the doctor said: ‘Ok, and what do you want me to do?’
She said: ‘I want you to end my pregnancy, and I’m counting on
your help with this.’
The doctor thought for a little, and after some silence he said
to the lady: ‘I think I have a better solution for your problem.It’s less dangerous for you, too.’
She smiled, thinking that the doctor was going to agree with her request.
Then he continued: ‘You see, in order for you not to have to take care of 2 babies at the same time, let’s kill the one in your arms.
This way, you could rest some before the other one is born.If we’re going to kill one of them, it doesn ‘t matter which one it is. The re would be no risk for your body if you chose the one in your arms.’
The lady was horrified and said: ‘No, doctor! How terrible! It’s a crime to kill a child !’
‘I agree,’ the doctor replied. ‘But you seemed to be ok with it, so I thought maybe that was the best solution.
The doctor smiled, realizing that he had made his point. He convinced the mom that there is no difference in killing a child that’s already been born and one that’s still in the womb. In the eyes of Science and God, the crime is the same!

From Davenport Richard:
Daddy, how was I born?

A little boy goes to his father and asks ‘Daddy, how was I born?’  
The father answers, ‘Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!  Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.  Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe.  We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive.  As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said: 

You’ve Got Male!

Bud and the Careless Duck Hunter

A duck hunter was out enjoying a nice morning on the marsh when he
decided to take a leak…. He walked over to a tree and propped up his
gun. Just then a gust of wind blew, the gun fell over, and
discharged… shooting him in the genitals.

Several hours later, lying in a hospital bed he was approached by his
doctor. ‘Well sir, I have some good news and some bad news. The good
news is that you are going to be OK. The damage was local to your
groin, there was very little internal damage, and we were able to remove
all of the buckshot.’

‘What’s the bad news?’ asked the hunter.

‘The bad news is that there was some pretty extensive buckshot damage
done to your penis. I’m going to have to refer you to my sister.’

‘Oh, well I guess that isn’t too bad,’ the hunter replied. ‘Is your
sister a plastic surgeon?’

‘Not exactly.’ answered the doctor. ‘She’s a flute player in the local
symphony and she’s going to teach you where to put your fingers so you
don’t pee in your eye.

Back to Ricahrd … THE HAIRCUT

A young boy had just received his driver’s permit and asked his father if they could discuss his use of the car. His father said he would make a deal with his son. ‘You bring your grades up from a C to a B average, study your Bible a little, get your hair cut and we’ll talk about the car.’

The boy thought about that for a moment, decided he’d settle for the offer and they agreed on it. After about six weeks his father said, ‘Son, I’ve been real proud. You brought your grades up and I’ve observed that you have been studying your Bible, but I’m real disappointed you didn’t get your hair cut.’

The young man paused a moment then said, ‘You know, Dad, I’ve been thinking about that, and I’ve noticed in my studies of the Bible that Samson had long hair, John the Baptist had long hair, Moses had long hair. And there’s even a strong argument that Jesus had long hair.’

To this his father replied, ‘Did you also notice that all of them walked just about everywhere they went?’