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A Prayer for America and her people:

God our Father, walk through our nation, take away our idolatries and restore Your presence to our society.  Please watch over, strengthen, and heal our families.  We beg You to draw us to You, forgive us our great national sin of apathy (i.e. using Your name in vain, accepting abortion, denying public prayer and public worship, placing the god of materialism before You, questioning your authority in marriage, etc) and forgive us our individual trespasses’, as well as empowering us to forgive those who trespass against us… Lord show us mercy and grace.

We ask this in the name of Jesus our Savior and Messiah

Amen.

WDB… from Our St. Augustine:

“The toil of doing the work precedes the delight of understanding the truth”

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The Party of Know

By Bones

As we celebrate Labor Day this year the Left has fallen from its lofty position of 20 months ago and is now in full fledged panic mode.  It is not worried about the Party of  NO, but over the Party of KNOW.  For the first time in my lifetime a group of middle class Americans have gotten together and are savvy enough to understand the system.  Rather than form a hapless third party they have run primaries against the establishment and in effect gotten rid of many ‘good ole boy’s; and control a large chunk of a major political party, the heretofore, Politically Correct GOP.

The problem with third parties is legend.  First and foremost they siphon votes from the party closest to their philosophy.  For instance had the Tea Party become a political party, rather than a political force, they would have assured a leftist rule for the indefinite future.  They would have split the Libertarians, reemerging Religious Right, and loyal Republicans rather than uniting them. Tea Party leaders have decided it is better to be a king maker, than taking a very long shot at becoming king.

With the left doing their utmost to gain a new voting block by granting citizenship to the 10-20 million illegals aliens Republicans  have underestimated the voting block of the left.  It is good to remember that should they gain those votes along with their death grip on the African American community, not to mention the traditional union vote and the Democratic faithful, they would win the day in a three way race.

Instead Middle America has finally grasped the concept that this President and his Party, meant not to reform America, but transform America… just as he said. But President Obama has now unmasked his hope and change and they understand that there is a vast difference between reform and transform.  Reforming America means to correct its flaws within the confines of the Constitution.  Transforming America means to seize powers not granted in the Constitution by ignoring the guiding and protecting parameters guaranteed each individual by that document.

One need only compare America as Obama garnered it helm and its condition today.  Unemployment was at its lowest point when he took office.  Even after his economic endeavors and spending nearly four trillion dollars in merely 20 months unemployment is out of control.   He has had but one explanation for any of his many failures blame Bush.  From the BP Gulf Oil Spill to bank failures, his health care fiasco to his green economy, his takeover of the auto industry to his Stimulus Package, all failures have but one explanination… blame Bush.  In effect he states over and over again… the buck stops there.  His financial plans have not ‘put Americans back to work’, rather they turned out to be by in large kickbacks to lobbyists and unions.

As if that is not bad enough he virtually scrapped the space program in favor of a kinder gentler PC department to make Moslems feel included and welcomed.  He drastically increased employment in one department, by 16,000, in the IRS.  Apparently they will be needed to police his radical Heal Care Bill.

He has gone on several foreign tours and for the first time in American History a sitting president has denigrated his nation on the international forum. He has sided with Palestine against Israel and allowed Iran to become a nuclear power.  President Obama has all but ignored the plight of the border states and instead of siding with them has sided with Mexico bringing suite against Arizona and reporting them to the UN.  And he has managed all of this while taking at least six extended vacations in the most posh resorts the nation has to offer.

There are solutions to his radical agenda and the bills he has already passed into law.  They consist of tried and true capitalistic methods which follow the limits of the Constitution.  For instance new laws would not allow any company to be ‘too big to fail’; they would not allow the government to support union pensions; they would not allow government panels to decide what kind of medical treatment you could and could not have; return government wages more in line with private industry, etc.  But this will only be possible if the Tea Party maintains its influence.

The historic decision early on to influence an existing political party, rather than to form a new one, was key to saving this nation and potentially returning it to the individual guarantees of the Constitution Bill of Rights. Middle American is neither stupid, nor ignorant as the media elite would have us believe, and they understand how to combat the progressive left.  They have done it by shining the light of knowledge onto this unprecedented expansion of the Executive Branch.  Never forget darkness flees when light appears.  Thank you Tea Party Movement for giving us real hope, and turning the GOP from the Party of No, to the Party of Know.

Lighter Side

Grammy Sammie

Thanks so very much… A message from Michele: For only the second time in my adult life, I am not ashamed of my country. I want to thank the hard working American people for paying $242 thousand dollars plus additional expenses for my vacation in Spain. My daughter Sasha, several long-time family friends, my personal staff and various guests had a wonderful time. Honestly, you just haven’t lived until you have stayed in a $2,500.00 per night suite at a 5-Star luxury hotel. We only booked 70 rooms for our friends, staff and family. Thank you also for the use of Air Force 2 and the 70 Secret Service personnel who tagged along to be sure we were safe and cared for at all times. Air Force 2 only used 47,500 gallons of jet fuel for this trip and carbon emissions were a mere 1,031 tons of CO2. It costs only $11,500 per hour to operate Air Force 2 and each additional plane for the other members of our party group.  These are only rough estimates, but they are close (who’s counting?). That’s quite a carbon footprint as my good friend Al Gore would say, so we must ask the American citizens to drive smaller, more fuel efficient cars and drive less too, so we can lessen our combined carbon footprint. I know times are hard and millions of you are struggling to put food on the table and trying to make ends meet. I do appreciate your sacrifice and do hope you find work soon. I was really exhausted after Barack took our family on a luxury vacation in Maine a few weeks ago. I just had to get away for a few days. Will write more from Martha’s Vineyard where we will spend our sixth vacation this year with more of our family and friends. Cordially, M. Obama

Kaybob

WARNING!!!  All active or retired educators should not read these responses to GED questions as most of us hate to see teachers cry in despair. Simply Amazing!  And Hey, why not throw more money at ‘education’? The following questions were set in last year’s GED examination These are genuine answers (from 16 year olds) . . . and they WILL breed. Q. Name the four seasons A. Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar Q. Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink A. Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large  pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists Q. How is dew formed A. The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire Q. What causes the tides in the oceans A. The tides are a fight between the earth and the moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins the fight Q. What guarantees may a mortgage company insist on A. If you are buying a house they will insist that you are well endowed Q. In a democratic society, how important are elections A. Very important. Sex can only happen when a male gets an election Q. What are steroids A. Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs              (Shoot yourself now , there is little hope) Q.. What happens to your body as you age A. When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental Q. What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty A. He says goodbye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery               (So true) Q. Name a major disease associated with cigarettes A. Premature death Q. What is artificial insemination A. When the farmer does it to the bull instead of the cow Q. How can you delay milk turning sour A. Keep it in the cow                                               (Simple, but brilliant) Q. How are the main 20 parts of the body categorised (e.g. The abdomen) A. The body is consisted into 3 parts – the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels: A, E, I,O,U..                (wtf!) Q. What is the fibula? A. A small lie Q. What does ‘varicose’ mean? A. Nearby Q. What is the most common form of birth control A. Most people prevent contraception by wearing a condominium            (That would work) Q. Give the meaning of the term ‘Caesarean section’ A. The caesarean section is a district in Rome Q. What is a seizure? A. A Roman Emperor.                              (Julius Seizure, I came, I saw, I had a fit) Q. What is a terminal illness A. When you are sick at the airport.                  (Irrefutable) Q. Give an example of a fungus. What is a characteristic feature? A. Mushrooms. They always grow in damp places and they look like umbrellas Q. Use the word ‘judicious’ in a sentence to show you understand its meaning A. Hands that judicious can be soft as your face.                      (OMG) Q. What does the word ‘benign’ mean? A. Benign is what you will be after you be eight   (brilliant) Q. What is a turbine? A. Something an Arab or Shreik wears on his head

PSALM 2010

Obama is the shepherd I did not want. He leadeth me beside the still factories He restoreth my faith in the Republican party. He guideth me in the path of unemployment for his party’s sake. Yea, though I walk through the valley of the bread line, I shall fear no hunger, for his bailouts are with me. He has anointed my income with taxes, My expenses runneth over. Surely, poverty and hard living will follow me all the days of my life ….. and my children’s, And I will live in a mortgaged home forever.. I am glad I am American, I am glad that I am free, But I wish I was a dog, And Obama was a tree!

Pelosium:
A major research institution has just announced the discovery of the densest element yet known to science. The new element has been named Pelosium.  Pelosium has one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 224 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 311.
These particles are held together by dark forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.
The symbol of Pelosium is PU.

Pelosium’s mass actually increases over time, as morons randomly interact with various elements in the atmosphere and become assistant deputy neutrons within the Pelosium molecule, leading to the formation of isodopes.
This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientist to believe that Pelosium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in concentration.  This hypothetical quantity is referred to as Critical Morass.
When catalyzed with money, Pelosium activates CNNadnausium, an element that radiates orders of magnitude more energy, albeit as incoherent noise, since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons as Pelosium.
THIS IS THE REASON THIS “LADY” HAS GOT TO BE KICKED OUT OF THE CONGRESS. KEEP THIS MOVING SO THAT MILLIONS WILL KNOW. THERE IS STRENGTH IN “PEOPLE POWER”

Sunshine Sonia Sens Us this Information:

Global Facts About Sex
At Any Given Moment:
FACT:	79,000,000 people are engaged in sex – right now.
FACT:	58,000,000 are kissing.
FACT:	37,000,000 are relaxing after having sex.
FACT:	1 old person is reading emails.
You hang in there, Sunshine

Blogger’s Corner

Kaybob reminds us that they had 2008, we have 2010:

Retribution is less than 1 year away!

Take a look at this and just remember elections in November 2010.

1. U..S.. House & Senate have voted themselves $4,700 and $5,300 raises.
2. They voted to NOT give you a S.S. Cost of living raise in 2010 and 2011.
3. Your Medicare premiums will go up $285.60 for the 2-years
4. You will not get the 3% COLA: $660/yr.
5. Your total 2-yr loss and cost is -$1,600 or -$3,200 for husband and wife.
6. Over these same 2-years each Congress person will get $10,000
7. Do you feel SCREWED?
8. Will they have your cost of drugs – doctor fees – local taxes – food, etc., decrease?
9. NO WAY.

Congress received a raise and has better health and retirement benefits than you or I.

• Why should they care about you?
• You never did anything about it in the past.
• You obviously are too stupid or don’t care.
• Do you really think that Nancy , Harry, Chris, Charlie, Barny, et al, care about you?

Send the message to these individuals — “YOU’RE FIRED!”

In 2010 you will have a chance to get rid of the sitting Congress: up to 1/3 of the Senate and 100% of the House!

Make sure you’re still mad in November 2010 and remind their replacements not to screw-up.

It is ok to forward this to your sphere of influence if you are finally tired of the abuse.  Maybe it’s time for Amendment 28 to the Constitution..

28^th Amendment will be as follows:

“Congress shall make no law that applies to the citizens of the United States that does not apply equally to the Senators or Representatives, and Congress shall make no law that applies to the Senators or Representatives that does not apply equally to the citizens of the  United States  .”

Let’s get this passed around, folks – these people in  Washington  have brought this upon themselves!  It’s time for retribution.  Let’s take back  America  ..